RELUCTANT PRESS

Elizabeth Anne Nelson, Editor Lincolnia Station

POB 11936

Alexandria, VA., 22312

JOYCE'S GIRLS

BY JOYCE

Dearest Reader,

FREE CATALOGUE

OCTOBER, 1995

If you wish a free catalogue that describes our books, please write to Friendly Applications at the above address.

PRICE OF BOOKS

Our reader survey has shown a 98% agreement that we should price our books by number of pages. $7 (70-79) $8 (80-89) $9 (90-99) and so forth.. Since, you will find more pages for the dollar with Reluctant Press we have accepted this new policy.

BOOK TITLES BY CLASSIFICATION

Our books are divided into five classifications. For your convenience we provide a listing of book numbers after each classification which you may use to locate the appropriate book title from the title listings at the back of this book.

Young Adult, (Non-sexual) Imagine living as a little girl? 3,4,6,9,23,31, 34,43,46,57,104, 109, 134.142, 166, 182

New Woman, Imagine having your sex changed? 1,2,5,7,10,11,14,16,21, 25, 28,29,30, 35,37,39,40,41,42,44,47,54,55,56,60,61,62,64,65,66,67,69, 71, 74,75,77,78,79,80,82,83,84,85,86,87,91,99, 102, 103, 106, 107, 108, 110, 111,113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 120, 121, 122, 126, 128, 129, 138, 143, 145, 147, 148,151, 156, 158, ,159,160, 161, 163, 171, 172, 174, 175, 178, 179, 186, 188, 189.192, 193

Her TV, Imagine a woman transforming you into a TV? 8,12,18,20,32,33, 36,38,59,63,68,76,81,89,93,94,98, 105, 123, 124, 127, 130, 131, 132.133, 140, 146, 150, 152, 153, 155. 162, 165, 168, 170, 173,176, 180, 185, 191 195

Adult TV. Imagine love with a man as a TV? 13,24,48,52,53,72,73,96, 100,101,112.119, 125, 135, 136.137, 139, 144, 154, 157,164,167,169,177,181, 187, 190,

Spectrum TV, Imagine a collection of stories about one or more of the above classifications? 15,17,19,22,26,27,45,58,92,95,97,141,149,183.184, 194

MISPRINTED BOOKS

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PINK BOOTIES

By Joyce

Aunt Florence met me at the station on platform four.

There are 101 things I could say about Auntie, but few would be remotely relevant. The fact that she had had a hysterectomy five years previously, for instance, is more or less irrelevant.

What does count is:

1). She adores me (There's egocentricity for you it's No 1 on my list!)

2). She's a spinster.

3). She was present at my birth.

4). She's extremely affluent and who do you think is the chief beneficiary in her will? Mind you, she is the only relative whom I genuinely do not wish to expire, pass on, meet her Maker, be an ex-Auntie in the sky, or to resemble in any way Monty Python's dead parrot.

5). She is a pretty woman in a late-middle-aged way. I'd say she was in her mid-fifties.

6). She has a penchant for very sheer black stockings, a feature about her I always find a bit of a turn-on.

7). She likes her evening tipple and generally has three scotches in a row sometimes four when the mood takes her.

I was going to come to light with a round Ten Facts about Auntie, but 8 is enough. The eighth is that she is a complete bloody nut, for which I absolutely adore her.

LOVE

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